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And then he said, ‘But Captain! That incredibly, irresistibly attractive Dunmer is not on the list!’
‘Oh, come now, Illa – did he really say that?’
‘Well, not exactly… But he thought that. And the Captain thought… No, that’s not something the kid would want to hear’.

Fan art for TES V: Skyrim.

Taking a break from her adventuring (for obvious reasons), Illa the Dragonborn uses the opportunity to recap all her adventures to her husband, who happens to be the headmaster of the Bards’ College.

By the, uhm, Ten – I love these two! And this style. (Ich bin sehr modest)