My hubby had a dragon skeleton sitting on it's butt on the roof of his house one day. It looked like it was just chillin after having a bunch of Nord Mead cuz it's head/neck was still swaying back and forth lol! I totally imagined it singing some drunken tavern tune.
Guard: "Wipe your feet on the giant when entering the city plz." (I've seen this but with dragon skeletons ... They love to randomly fall out of the sky in my game. Once Cevenor was leaving Breezehome and a giant dragon skeleton crashed right down on his head. Fantastic.)